The amazing story of one group of artists forced into working for "The Man!" Instead of saving the world with their Rock. This is the Story of the...
One day, our four heroes were slaving away under the evil "THE MAN" in his Full Under Cell Krator (F.U.C.K) factory, When
one of our heroes, Dusty Profit, said, "Verily, I say unto you brothers, if we dost not throw aside these shackles of oppression, and ROCK so'st the world might hear and learn to rock themselvests, all will be DOOMED."
The other three Profits, having heard his words and found them to be wise and in truth, made haste (like unto a man who has dranken to much libation and needs to uh... pissest?) and using common items found in the slave yard they did fashion very quick Instruments before the F.U.C.King guards could stop them, and verily, proceeded to rock the guards until they could stand against The Profits no more, and loe, until their faces didst fall clean off, from the rock.
And then, Ben'jammin Profit said, "And thus the Evil 'THE MAN' has been vanquished here, but I saist unto you, my fast and quick bretheren, if we do not go forth to the world with the power of OUR ROCK and use it to slay down all forms of the Evil, 'THE MAN', then we will probably feel very very guilty for not eh... doingest so."
And so, the other Quicksand Profits, not quite understanding Ben'jammin, but ready to follow him to the end, picked up their sticks & axes and went forth to save the world with ROCK.
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